My Sexcapades With Badt Victoria!

***********Vikky called me later in the day and apologised about
today's ordeal and I gladly told her that she has been forgiven.We
chatted for some minutes and she cuts the call. Then I decided to call
Uthman.Me: hello guy.Uthman: guy awfar nah.Me: I dey ooo. U nko and
how is Hollu.Uthman: well he sustained only a minor injuries and he
would be discharged this week.Me: that's good to hear.Uthman: but what
actually happened between you two that made you engage in a fight.Me:
no mind the guy jare, he frustrated me, simply because I stay clear of
getting into trouble with him, he feels like he can provoke me and go
scott free.Uthman: I understand, but I think you should know better
than fighting him, you know he likes trouble so much and we are best
of friends, we shouldn't keep malice or fight one another because of a
girl. He told me what happened and I figured out that you are the one
at fault, you shouldn't fvck your friends girlfriend now, it ain't
proper.Me: I didn't woo her, she was the one that seduced me and I
couldn't resist the temptation. And you said he told you all what
happen, I bet he didn't tell you the part he abducted, drugged and
tortured me just because of a girl. He dumped me on the street and
made his guy formulate a lie that I was robbed, now tell me whatkind
of a friend does that when he can just call me and we will talk about
it casually as friends that we are.Uthman: I'm really speechless, but
I think you should calm down and apologise tohim when he gets back.Me:
over my dead body will I do that.Uthman: c'mon guy, let peace reign
now, please I'm begging you.Me: bro, I'm not in the mood to talk about
this right now, we'll talk about it later. (I cut the phone)Smiling to
myself, I really taught that 'fela' a lesson, but how on earth is it
my fault,I'm a guy for God sake and I couldn't resist Bolu's
temptation, it was his fault for not satisfying her with sex and she
came to me(baba werey).If there were to be a course for having sex, I
would have partake in it while I was inschool because I myself knew
that I was a pervert!A friend of mine in our university days once told
I and Uthman that we are gonna be pornstars in the future.I was alone
at home doing nothing and I decided to log in into nairaland. I
clicked on Tiffanyj's 'deceitful couples' and I was awed and inspired
by her writing skills.I was still reading the story when a call
entered my phone, which I picked immediately I saw my mum name on the
screen.Me: hello mummy, gud afternoon ma.Mumsy: afternoon dear, how is
your day.Me: fine thanks ma.Mumsy: ok, so how are you feeling now.Me:
I'm alright now! How is dad and my siblings.Mumsy: they are fine.Me:
that's good to hear.Mumsy: Wale, Wale, Wale, how many times did I call
you.Me: *knows where she's getting at* Three times ma.Mumsy: Do you
think you are getting younger, when are you gonna stop living this
perverted life and settle down, I wanna start seeing my grandchildren
ooo.Me: Don't worry mum, I already found a girl whom I wish to spend
the rest of my life with, I will introduce her to you very soon.Mumsy:
that's my boy, please tell her I'm willing to meet her. Your father
will be very proud of you.Me: okay ma, I really have to go now, I'm
kinda busy here.Mumsy: okay son, later then. (Cuts the call)I dropped
the phone and fell on the sofa, I was reminiscing about I and Vikky's
in the morning, she is a virgin.I was elated that the love of my life
is a virgin coupled with the fact that I only disvirgined a girl once
and that was in my secondary school days. I hadn't met all the other
girl's I've had sex with virgin.I decided that she is the one for me
and I'm definitely gonna marry her. Goddamit! I was in love for the
first time in so many years.I'm finally ready to settle down and its
gonna be with Vikky, with that thought on my mind, I gradually closed
my eyes and fell asleep.